The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.
Running into one could really ruin your day.
They're both off and running.
Baaaaasalt
Because it's stoned.
The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
They both have wings, except for the elephant.
An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!
They saw it as a sign to pare.
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Hebrewed his own
