The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
Motorist: I was only following orders.
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
Any place without a drive-up window.
A rental car can drive anywhere.
He'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.
I'm tired".
Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na
A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
A really strong gust of wind.
Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!
Wife: Please go wait in the car
Wait, I can explain everything!
