The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
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The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!
Spiiting and swallowing.
Because he planned to blow up a plane.
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.
It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!
The fish doesn't know it's plaice.
I've yet to find someone who knows.
Don't stop, bereaving!
Get off at the next stop!
A hibearnation.
Start shouting Jehovah.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.