She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
It turns out, it's not very hard at all
They throw silverware down the stairs.
A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?
Nothing personal.
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend.
It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.
Correct.
