She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
Allahu Ackbar!**
You boil the hell out of it.
Yellow labs
Tooth hurty
He nuts and bolts
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend.
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."