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How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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How does a Chinese cat say hello?

Mi Hao.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?

A Psy-borg.

What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

New Girlfriend Jokes More New Girlfriend Jokes

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend.

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

What are instructions?

Correct.