How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

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What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

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How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend.

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What are instructions?

Correct.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"