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How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

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What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

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What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

Allahu ackbar!!

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**