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How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

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What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

How do you turn regular water into holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat?

Because you don't wanna sinc!

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

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How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

What does a Mon Calamari terrorist say?

Allahu Ackbar!