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How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

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When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

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How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

What does a Mon Calamari terrorist say?

Allahu Ackbar!