How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

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Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

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What does a Mon Calamari terrorist say?

Allahu Ackbar!

What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

Allahu ackbar!!