How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Who just threw that?

Boy: "Me. I'm going home now."

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft