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How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette?

Yours.

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.