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Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual?

Because the instructions were clear.

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once