Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.
Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
Meals on wheels
By Bony Express.
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
Coffin medicine.
She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.