Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

What are bananas high in?

Trees!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.