What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

Linus

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What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!