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What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

Linus

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How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

Where does a person with one leg work?

IHOP

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What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.