What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

Linus

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How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)