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What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

Linus

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What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

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Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete?

Because they lost an I.

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

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What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!