What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

Linus

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.