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What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

Linus

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

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How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.