Francium Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

Frown Jokes More Frown Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

You barium