Francium Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

MOVIES!

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What's the difference between a seal and sea lion?

One electron

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

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What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

What does surrender mean?

I said, "I give up."

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.