Francium Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

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What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

Tungsten Jokes More Tungsten Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite

Where did the girl go when the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.