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Francium Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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The chemist may frown.

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Francium.

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The chemist may frown.

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He wanted to speak in tungsten.