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Francium Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Tungsten Jokes More Tungsten Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What do you call Nitrogen after the sunrises?

Daytrogen.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you call a neurotic octopus?

A crazy mixed-up squid.

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!