Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

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Whats Rick Grimes' favorite position?

Michonne-ary

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

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What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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How does Darth Vader like his milk?

Warm

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

One actually fights for change

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

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What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.

Ironman Jokes More Ironman Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

Menu Jokes More Menu Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu