Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
A magnetic banana.
When he points.
Chive Talkin'
One's really heavy and the others a little lighter!
Because they could only draw guns.
I drew drew
I find your lack of steak disturbing.
A 15 yard penalty.
Shelfies.
They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
The X-Men
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
You're always positive
Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.
Cheque, mate!
The waiter replies "About 12 inches."
One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."
