Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

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How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother