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Tomato Blush Jokes

Why was the tomato blushing?

Because he saw the salad dressing.

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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Why was the tomato blushing?

Because he saw the salad dressing.

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So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

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