Thailand Jokes

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

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Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

Inhabitant Jokes More Inhabitant Jokes

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

Favorite City Jokes More Favorite City Jokes

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What's your favorite city in China?

Taiwan

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.