Thailand Jokes

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

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Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

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Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

Inhabitant Jokes More Inhabitant Jokes

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

Thai Fighter Jokes More Thai Fighter Jokes

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.