Thailand Jokes

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

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Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

What do you call a woman in Thailand?

A three-legged lady

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What do you call a mail order bride from Thailand?

A she-mail

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

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Inhabitant Jokes More Inhabitant Jokes

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What's your age?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Favorite City Jokes More Favorite City Jokes

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What's your favorite city in China?

Taiwan

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.