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Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

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Nevermind Jokes More Nevermind Jokes

What's the most annoying thing someone can say?

Nevermind.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

Thai Fighter Jokes More Thai Fighter Jokes

Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Inhabitant Jokes More Inhabitant Jokes

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Phuket Jokes More Phuket Jokes

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!