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Thailand Jokes

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

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Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

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Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

Phuket Jokes More Phuket Jokes

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Thai Fighter Jokes More Thai Fighter Jokes

Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.

What is the third child's name?

Timothy.

Nevermind Jokes More Nevermind Jokes

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands