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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

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What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!