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How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

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How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity

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How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

None, PETA can't change anything.