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How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

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How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

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How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

None, PETA can't change anything.

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.