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Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

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How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

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Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

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Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?