Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.