Hellen Jokes

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Phone Rang Jokes More Phone Rang Jokes

Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

Corduroy Jokes More Corduroy Jokes

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

Ctrl+v.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

What is the world's most religious fish?

The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel hears about this.