Martin Luther King Jr. Jokes

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Where would Martin Luther King Jr. be right now if he was white?

Alive

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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

How do you hide from imminent retribution?

Karmaflage!

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

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What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

St Patricks Day Jokes More St Patricks Day Jokes

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.