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Martin Luther King Jr. Jokes

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Where would Martin Luther King Jr. be right now if he was white?

Alive

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

What do you call an Irish sniper?

Amon

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What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble