Martin Luther King Jr. Jokes

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Where would Martin Luther King Jr. be right now if he was white?

Alive

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

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What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

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