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Martin Luther King Jr. Jokes

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Where would Martin Luther King Jr. be right now if he was white?

Alive

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Ones in a cup

What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

Movement Jokes More Movement Jokes

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement

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What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year?

Irish pride

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

St Patricks Day Jokes More St Patricks Day Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.