Martin Luther King Jr. Jokes

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

They're all criminals.

Where would Martin Luther King Jr. be right now if he was white?

Alive

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Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".

Rosa Parks Jokes More Rosa Parks Jokes

What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

They're all criminals.

Who always wins at musical chairs?

Rosa Parks

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

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How high is it Doctor?

She wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek