Martin Luther King Jr. Jokes

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Where would Martin Luther King Jr. be right now if he was white?

Alive

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Paddy O'Furniture!

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You buy it per-tater

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I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

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What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

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Because they can't spell "read it".

Movement Jokes More Movement Jokes

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?

Psychic-delic.

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

St Patricks Day Jokes More St Patricks Day Jokes

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!