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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

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Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.