Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

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What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dog carry around an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.