Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch