Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

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Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!