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Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.