Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean