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Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

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Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.