Good Dad Jokes

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaned.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to English)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

Good Start Jokes More Good Start Jokes

What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

A good start.

What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)