Good Dad Jokes

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Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

Why was the mechanic sad he had to replace a wheel bearing?

It was da-press-in.

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

Encourage Jokes More Encourage Jokes

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame