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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

Liberal Jokes More Liberal Jokes

What is a conservative?

A liberal who's been mugged.

What's a conservative?

A liberal who made it through adolescence.

Simon Jokes More Simon Jokes

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

What do you call an old joke which someone has put on r/jokes?

A historepost.

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear