Chicks are for kids!
Harambe tried to save the kids.
I didnt have either growing up
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)
A liberal who's been mugged.
A liberal who made it through adolescence.
Have a good one, son.
Simon 16
Because he couldn't race anymore!
You put a color scale next to his face.
Planck!*
The license number of the car that hit him.
A historepost.
The human race.
He could never hit his kids.
Thunderwear