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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

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Why is Peter Pan always flying around?

Because he can never never land

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

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Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C