Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

What are the three types of men?

The handsome the caring and the majority.

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What does Batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.