Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

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Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.