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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

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He had a bad heir day

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Unfazed*

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Math teachers, because every student counts.

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Just...ice.

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Flatman and Ribbon!

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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They may have a Christian Bale in them.

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.