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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

A day old reddit post.

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

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Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

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What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

X-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

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What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.