Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.