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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

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What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.