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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

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Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares.

How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

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What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

X-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.