Roman Soldier Jokes

What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

By the pound.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!