Roman Soldier Jokes

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Bend Jokes More Bend Jokes

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!

Crucify Jokes More Crucify Jokes

What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What musical group is Jesus most afraid of?

Nine Inch Nails

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Season Veteran Jokes More Season Veteran Jokes

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.