Myth Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!

Belief Jokes More Belief Jokes

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

Itheberg Jokes More Itheberg Jokes

God Jokes More God Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt