Myth Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

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Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Belief Jokes More Belief Jokes

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

What is the definition of a major seventh?

A violist playing octaves.

Feminism Jokes More Feminism Jokes

Whats the opposite of feminism?

Common sense

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

Hercule Jokes More Hercule Jokes

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.