Myth Jokes

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

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Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?

Oman

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What greek letter is always sad?

Psi...

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor-.