Myth Jokes

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

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Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

Deleted

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What is the definition of a polar bear?

A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

Hercule Jokes More Hercule Jokes

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.