Myth Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?

Oman

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Itheberg Jokes More Itheberg Jokes

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving