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How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

Salary Jokes More Salary Jokes

What does a Greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.