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How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

Why isn't he responding to us?

I'm annoyed H I A N N O Y E D I M D A D

Currency Jokes More Currency Jokes

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Salary Jokes More Salary Jokes

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.