How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

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What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Salary Jokes More Salary Jokes

How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

What does a greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!