How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What is zero in Roman numerals?

Nothing

What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

Currency Jokes More Currency Jokes

What if reddit had a currency?

Would they be called creddits ()

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

Salary Jokes More Salary Jokes

What does a Greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.