Stallin Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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Why did the dictator's plane crash?

It was stallin'

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.