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Stallin Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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Why did the dictator's plane crash?

It was stallin'

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

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He went back to square one....

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.