What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!

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What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

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Roll a penny down a hill.

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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

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With a shoe horn.