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What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!

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What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!