Crystal Methodists Jokes

What do you call a drug dealing church?

Crystal Methodists

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

Meth Addict Jokes More Meth Addict Jokes

Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until Christmas.

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

Crystal Methodist Jokes More Crystal Methodist Jokes

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways