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Crystal Methodists Jokes

What do you call a drug dealing church?

Crystal Methodists

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What's the most popular religion for addicts?

The Crystal Methodists

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Because they cantaloupe.

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

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He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

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Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.