Plead Jokes

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

The defendant.

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

Trial Jokes More Trial Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!