Defendant: Not quilty.
It was framed.
I've been flamed!
To stamp out flaming ducks.
A fire engine.
There were too many frames.
I've been framed.
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
Because the pictures were way to shaky......
Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.
A fifth.
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
Hamburger, it's in the ground state.
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
The defendant.