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Plead Jokes

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

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What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

Trial Jokes More Trial Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.