Plead Jokes

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

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What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

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Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Who's there! Cameron! Cameron who?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures!

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

There aren't any pictures.

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

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What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it