Trial Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

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What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

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What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

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How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..