Trial Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

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Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Why did the M&M's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

Request Jokes More Request Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Odor Jokes More Odor Jokes

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

Review Jokes More Review Jokes

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

Brief Case Jokes More Brief Case Jokes

What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.