Trial Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

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What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

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What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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Who's there! Cameron! Cameron who?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures!

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed