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Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

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Nuremberg Trial Jokes More Nuremberg Trial Jokes

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Brief Case Jokes More Brief Case Jokes

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

What does he have?

A brief case.

Riot Jokes More Riot Jokes

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Evidence Jokes More Evidence Jokes

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

White Privilege Jokes More White Privilege Jokes

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?