Trial Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

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How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Evidence Jokes More Evidence Jokes

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Odor Jokes More Odor Jokes

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

Jury Jokes More Jury Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

Real Thing Jokes More Real Thing Jokes

What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real thing?

The picture of Jesus only takes one nail to hang up.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.