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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

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What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.