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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

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Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

Script Jokes More Script Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

What do you call gungan served raw?

Tartare Binks...

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.