Short Sentence Jokes

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

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What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

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Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

What's the Dumbest thing you've ever Done?

Thank you very much for honest sharing.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes!

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.