Short Sentence Jokes

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

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What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

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Brief Case Jokes More Brief Case Jokes

What does he have?

A brief case.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of math is dead?

Aerith-matic.

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.