Short Sentence Jokes

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

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What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

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Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

Brief Case Jokes More Brief Case Jokes

What does he have?

A brief case.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

Topic Jokes More Topic Jokes

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Short Essay Jokes More Short Essay Jokes

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."