A brief case.
A brief case
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Saturday Night Fever.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
Depends on who wrote the script.
I rest my case.
Because he ate his carrion.
Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!
Endless Bread!
Because of sanitation reasons.
Tartare Binks...
Thanks for sediments
Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.