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Short Sentence Jokes

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

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Script Jokes More Script Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

Topic Jokes More Topic Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Format Jokes More Format Jokes

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.