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Brief Case Jokes

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

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What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

What did the lawyer say after the short trial?

That was a brief case.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

What does he have?

A brief case.

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No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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Dough nuts!

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Shar pei

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Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

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Speak now or forever hold your pee!

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Because Han was flying so low.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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A branch manager.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

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Bill and Sue

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Personality.

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What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.