Brief Case Jokes

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

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What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

What did the lawyer say after the short trial?

That was a brief case.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

What does he have?

A brief case.

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What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

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By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

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What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

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Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

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What type of movies can't Batman see?

Parental Guidance.

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?

Senator.

Branch Manager Jokes More Branch Manager Jokes

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager