Brief Case Jokes

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

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What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

What did the lawyer say after the short trial?

That was a brief case.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

What does he have?

A brief case.

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Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

Branch Manager Jokes More Branch Manager Jokes

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What does a lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both a lawyer.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.