Brief Case Jokes

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

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What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

What did the lawyer say after the short trial?

That was a brief case.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

What does he have?

A brief case.

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Why does Gru speak with an accent?

Because he's Arminion.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

Short Sentence Jokes More Short Sentence Jokes

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Branch Manager Jokes More Branch Manager Jokes

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.