Brief Case Jokes

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

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What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

What did the lawyer say after the short trial?

That was a brief case.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

What does he have?

A brief case.

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That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Short Sentence Jokes More Short Sentence Jokes

What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.