Plymouth Rock
Pilgrims.
Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."
I said play pope music not pop music.
Spotify.
It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
Ze Hoegaarden.
The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, Sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING
He had his raisins...
Cause they lactose.
Because they lactose.
The Plymouth Rock.
The police made him bring it back again.
Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to
Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.
Skip to my loo.
