Pilgrim Jokes

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

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What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

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Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history?

American Snipper

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.