Pilgrim Jokes

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

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What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

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What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

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What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

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Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

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What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

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Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*