Pilgrim Jokes

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

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What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

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Because he always brings the boos

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Who gets saved?

America

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

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What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

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What dance did the Pilgrims do?

The Plymouth Rock.

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

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Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o