I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."
A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!
One with everything.
NaCl-more.
REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!
They like to get a long little doggie.
I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.
He likes to keep things low key.
None: Taureans don't like to change anything.
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
I'd like a Corona, please.
It didn't like being double crossed.
A pasta-fist.
10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
The other woman replies, "It has its perks."
"Would you like fries with that "
The slippery slope fallacy
No, I think I'd like some more-ay.
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Me: Ice cream
Because nobody liked it on earth.
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
Because he liked it.
With a romantic tock.
I like to say "Sure, go ahead."
Would you like fries with that
I'll be Bach.
Denver Nuggets
He liked chillin.
Moo-sic!
Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it
Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".
Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.
A little otter
Postrock/Postpunk
Because it scares the dog.
Ewan
I said in HD. They didn't like it...
Wooden you like to know
They both don't like wires
A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!
I like your belt
They look kinda shady to me
Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!
A joke.
He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.
How waiters should greet people
It's meow-sic to their ears!
He's afraid of the draft.
Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss
They both like to root around in your cellar
A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.
Because he likes Tibet.
Because they like to pumpkin.
Racist.
Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.
No one likes the black ones
Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things
Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!
Because he had no body to dance with!
Because they like raising a stink!
It's purrrfect.
They like it!
Voodoo like to dance with me '
They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.
People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do
A HISSStorian.
They don't like to get that far from the table.
A turn-up
It lifts their spirits.
Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
Hot dog!'
The guy likes his power chords too much.
I don't really carrot all for vegetables.
A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
He was a foyer.
They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
A Snowman.
French Flies!
They'll tell you
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
An Alley-Gator
They don't like rich people in Robin's hood
Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*
A PDFile
It makes his Dagobah faster.
They both like saggy balls.
Politicks
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Scarves
He liked cold cash.
Olive them
It's like a metaphor.
Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
Just look at that bird!
Gorge-ous
When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
2
Because Satan has more politicians to help him.
The Antelopes.
Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!
Because their mother was in a jam!
Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y
A teabag stays in the cup longer
His armies!
In their sleevies.
J.C. Penny
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
