Because they like being ice-olated
Umm in a cake.
Cuz aparently he likes "snow".
Germany
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
I would like to help with house #7.
They must not like Kraft
Twister
An independant!
ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.
We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
Because he likes to Count.
Mi Ghosta!!
Because the German army likes to march in the shade.
There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!
It burns too easily
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
Would you like fries with that
An octopuss!
A one trip pony
Manhatin'
Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
Because he didn't like DC...
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
They both like to throw a hoedown.
A key.
George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
Turn Rachmanin off.
Maaaac
They don't like to get too close to the net!
Moostard
A cottage
Anything with curry in it.
He didn't like the Pilate
Not-tea
A Pastafarian.
Would you like a copy of the big issue
I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."
Because I like to sleep around.
Tsar-Chasm
In the cow-boose.
A hobby horse.
Because he liked sole music!
They like to stay low-key.
Lucardio!
Cause it's far out, man
Mary Jane
The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"
Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.
Ummm...in a cake!
May Theforcebewithyou.
They like to express the right to bear arms.
I'd like to buy an owl
I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."
A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!
One with everything.
NaCl-more.
REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!
They like to get a long little doggie.
I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.
He likes to keep things low key.
Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese
None: Taureans don't like to change anything.
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
I'd like a Corona, please.
Cause they don't use a filter.
Would you like ketchup with your chips
It didn't like being double crossed.
A pasta-fist.
10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
The other woman replies, "It has its perks."
She likes it.
"Would you like fries with that "
The slippery slope fallacy
No, I think I'd like some more-ay.
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Me: Ice cream
Because nobody liked it on earth.
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
They both like to pork.
Because he liked it.
With a romantic tock.
I like to say "Sure, go ahead."
I'll be Bach.
4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton
Denver Nuggets
He liked chillin.
Moo-sic!
Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it
Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".
Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.
A little otter
It's alright, they're just a little chewy.
Guy who collects legs.
Your arms have gotten sore.
Date Simon Cowell.
God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
Because it was More ER Tea.
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
Don't look down.
Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
Nice belt, dude!
With a sah, dude
He makes a fe-line for the door.
Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.
An armed robbery on 5th "Timmy's stuck in a well "
Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..
