They both don't like wires
I like your belt
They look kinda shady to me
"Would you like fries with that "
Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!
He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.
How waiters should greet people
It's meow-sic to their ears!
He's afraid of the draft.
Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss
A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.
Because he likes Tibet.
Because they like to pumpkin.
Racist.
Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.
No one likes the black ones
Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things
Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!
Because he had no body to dance with!
Because they like raising a stink!
It's purrrfect.
They like it!
Voodoo like to dance with me '
They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.
People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do
A HISSStorian.
They don't like to get that far from the table.
A turn-up
It lifts their spirits.
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
Hot dog!'
The guy likes his power chords too much.
I don't really carrot all for vegetables.
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
A Snowman.
French Flies!
They'll tell you
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
An Alley-Gator
They don't like rich people in Robin's hood
It makes his Dagobah faster.
Politicks
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Scarves
He liked cold cash.
Olive them
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!
My cat would be dead before I got 50
Because they don't like Tibet
They like to run around in their bear feet.
Because while I wait I like to be introspective
Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d
Gt- () An investigator
A sawhorse!
Russia.
He liked to chop and change!
Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.
He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.
In bite-sized pieces.
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
I like "Hot Dogs".
An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "
A pocket watch.
Coz...she "lets it go!"
Don't worry they'll tell you.
Diddily-squats.
The Rump-a
She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
Ewoks
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"
The Allahu Ak Bar
They don't like getting close to the net!
Moonopoly.
An extractor fan!
Because she didn't like his lack of commitment
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.
Because nobody likes his company!
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.
Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.
Because it liked the tick talk.
Because they're shellfish.
They both like to crack open a cold one
Tinder and Mild.
He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.
SELFie
Bob.
They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"
Any kind of moosic you like!
Yes." (Yamaha)
St. Moo-is.
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
I don't like sprouts!
Netflix and Trill!
Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
Me neither. Help.
Beef Jerky
Look mom, an angel!
From a distance they look like hares!
Looking for the tight seal
He wanted to find a tight seal.
Rustle
Matt. Others:
THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!
God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.
I'll show myself out.
Battle Royale with cheese.
He had one-million dollars, but no cents.
They start with 2 million.
