He didn't like Chinese food.
He liked Ice Cream before it was cool
A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.
He likes to go... bearfoot!
The Foo Bar.
It keeps giving me mixed results.
Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.
You let it sink in.
Because she didn't want to go.
An elf driving car
He's been living under The Rock.
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
Pigeon English!
Lucas refrigerators.
The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."
FROZE-- oh, nevermind.
They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
A pigment of your imagination.
In his sleevies.
An army.
He couldn't take a joke.
The one who you have to explain the joke to.
