Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Scarves
He liked cold cash.
Olive them
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!
My cat would be dead before I got 50
Because they don't like Tibet
They like to run around in their bear feet.
Because while I wait I like to be introspective
Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d
Gt- () An investigator
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
A sawhorse!
Russia.
He liked to chop and change!
Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.
He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.
In bite-sized pieces.
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
I like "Hot Dogs".
An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "
A pocket watch.
Coz...she "lets it go!"
Don't worry they'll tell you.
Diddily-squats.
The Rump-a
She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
Ewoks
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"
The Allahu Ak Bar
They don't like getting close to the net!
Moonopoly.
An extractor fan!
Because she didn't like his lack of commitment
They don't like their vegetables.
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.
Because nobody likes his company!
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.
Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.
Because it liked the tick talk.
Because they're shellfish.
Tinder and Mild.
He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.
Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..
SELFie
Bob.
They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"
Any kind of moosic you like!
Yes." (Yamaha)
St. Moo-is.
Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
Would you like fries with that
I don't like sprouts!
Netflix and Trill!
He didn't like Chinese food.
He liked Ice Cream before it was cool
A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.
He likes to go... bearfoot!
The Foo Bar.
It keeps giving me mixed results.
Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
Hey look, we have the same IPhone case
Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.
11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.
They just don't believe in labels.
WITNESS ME!
You let it sink in.
Sheet
Muenster.
God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.
Because running is past tents.
Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.
Invest a billion.
They start with 2 million.
Make a backup, I need to re-format this.
It was all a myth-take!
