Postrock/Postpunk
Mustardo!
Because it scares the dog.
Ewan
I said in HD. They didn't like it...
Wooden you like to know
They both don't like wires
A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!
I like your belt
They look kinda shady to me
A PDFile.
"Would you like fries with that "
Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!
A Walken humidor.
A joke.
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.
Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife
How waiters should greet people
It's meow-sic to their ears!
He's afraid of the draft.
Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss
They both like to root around in your cellar
A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.
Because he likes Tibet.
Because they like to pumpkin.
Racist.
Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.
No one likes the black ones
Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things
Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!
Because he had no body to dance with!
Because they like raising a stink!
It's purrrfect.
They are both generators (jenner-rater)
They like it!
Voodoo like to dance with me '
They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.
Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.
Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.
People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do
A HISSStorian.
The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."
They don't like to get that far from the table.
A turn-up
It lifts their spirits.
Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
Hot dog!'
The guy likes his power chords too much.
I don't really carrot all for vegetables.
A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
He was a foyer.
They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
Netflix and chili
A Snowman.
He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.
French Flies!
They'll tell you
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
Why* would you like fries with that
An Alley-Gator
They don't like rich people in Robin's hood
Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*
A PDFile
It makes his Dagobah faster.
They both like saggy balls.
Politicks
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Scarves
He liked cold cash.
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
Olive them
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!
My cat would be dead before I got 50
Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.
Because they don't like Tibet
They like to run around in their bear feet.
Because while I wait I like to be introspective
She screws you two nights in a row.
Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d
Gt- () An investigator
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
A sawhorse!
Russia.
He liked to chop and change!
Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.
He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.
In bite-sized pieces.
An Inmate
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
I like "Hot Dogs".
Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "
An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "
He was looking for a tight seal.
They're both looking for a tight seal.
Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.
WITNESS ME!
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
My English Monologue Draft...
They don't like any witnesses.
Ding Dong
Holy Sheet!
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.
Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
Second Caribou: A maybee.
They just don't believe in labels.
11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.
And what is the person inside to say "who is it "
Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
