If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
Pina colliders.
They're all about force projection.
Enjoy the silence.
Walnuts
He doesn't like to be spotted
Would you like fries with that?
Sugar Puff Daddy
An anti-derivative.
Tennish.
A Robber Ducky!
WAA-TAA!
Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.
Crimea River
He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
They like being stationery.
Social netwerking
He doesn't like to be left hanging.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Because they liked each other.
They were both two shellfish
A Biceptual
Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.
Quacker Oats
Because he didn't drywall.
A drizzley bear.
I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.
He usually flies twice as high.
They prefer cash.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.
So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.
German soldiers like to march in the shade.
Hopscotts.
A Bipolar Bear
Pu
Parabolems?
God really liked it so he put rings on it.
A drummer.
I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.
Woman: "My husband's checkbook."
Let me be your *soil*mate
He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.
Ball lightning
He didn't like dealing with reservations.
Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
An amoeboo!
A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.
Because baggers can't be choosers,
Woofleball
And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "
They like to stay anony-moose
He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
The e-aster bunny.
I like to be prepared.
Because they like being ice-olated
Umm in a cake.
Cuz aparently he likes "snow".
Germany
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
They must not like Kraft
Twister
An independant!
ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.
Because he likes to Count.
Mi Ghosta!!
Because the German army likes to march in the shade.
There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!
It burns too easily
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
An octopuss!
A one trip pony
Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.
Because he didn't like DC...
George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
Turn Rachmanin off.
Maaaac
They don't like to get too close to the net!
Moostard
A cottage
Anything with curry in it.
He didn't like the Pilate
A Pastafarian.
I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."
Tsar-Chasm
In the cow-boose.
A hobby horse.
Because he liked sole music!
They like to stay low-key.
Lucardio!
Cause it's far out, man
The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"
If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.
Ummm...in a cake!
They like to express the right to bear arms.
I'd like to buy an owl
I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."
A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!
Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week
They're both looking for a tight seal.
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.
The mafia doesn't like witnesses.
A Jehovah's Witness.
Because they like to pumpkin.
Tweets.
He was a lion.
Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination
Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.
Me neither. Help.
What does black Vin Diesel smell like Vinegar.
You suffer from pickled hearing!
