Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

How far away is the US Army's website?

Just a few klicks away.

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Where did the general put his armies?

In his SLEEVIES!!!

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!