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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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King Jokes More King Jokes

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

Sleevie Jokes More Sleevie Jokes

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies