Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

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Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.