Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

Where does a shoulder work?

In the army.

Sleevie Jokes More Sleevie Jokes

Where are the king's armies?

Up his sleevies.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.