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What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

What's black and white... What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches