What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

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What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

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Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.