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What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie