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What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

What's the difference between Pokémon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon Go always goes down on me

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What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

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What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!