How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

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Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's