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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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What's with Jane?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes