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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.