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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

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Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

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What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.