Sean Connery Favorite Sport Jokes

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

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What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

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What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

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When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

What's a hippy mothers least favorite sport?

Formula one!

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Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.