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Dove Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

Coo Jokes More Coo Jokes

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup