Dove Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

Coo Jokes More Coo Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.