Dove Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

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What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.