Dove Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Coo Jokes More Coo Jokes

What did the chill pigeon say?

Coo. coo.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.