Cab Driver Jokes

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!

Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more english you get out.

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How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

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What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

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What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

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How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

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What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra