When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Include Jokes More Include Jokes

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.