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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?

You really have a smart uniform.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

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How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

Include Jokes More Include Jokes

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.