Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
A nun with a javelin through her head.
Because he had lime disease
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.
Poke 'em on!
Cause they'll Pikachu
She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
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Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano
The lavatory, of course!
Boy: "Me. I'm going home now."
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
Babe, it's a valve!
Holes mostly...
An anti-joke.
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
