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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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Ash Hole Jokes More Ash Hole Jokes

What did one volcano call the other volcano?

An Ash-hole.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

How do you turn regular water into holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

French Jokes More French Jokes

What is a French bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

Burn Building Jokes More Burn Building Jokes

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Who's there! Ankara! Ankara who?

Ankara went off the cliff!