Ashe Jokes

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

Wednesday Jokes More Wednesday Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why should you never take a shower with a Pokémon?

Because it may Pikachu.

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What do you call the 1 yard line at the Super Bowl?

A running play - Obviously...

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.