Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Put the ashes in the donuts.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.
The Tchernobyl cowboy.
Ok you 2 dont start anything
Burning Man.
He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.
Dagobah.
APPLES!!!*
Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.
Wednesday
Because he was so magmanimous.
I lava you
The light's witch!
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
Ilene
