Ashe Jokes

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

Tenish.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Wooden Leg Jokes More Wooden Leg Jokes

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How much horsepower does a mustang have?

1

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!