Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
He thought it was Coke!
The snort quack.
To e or not to e that is the question.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time
And "Just heard our song"
She thought it was Diet Coke.
Because she thought it was Diet Coke
Because they're baked..
Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?
Five Guys.
You really have a smart uniform.
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.
The punchlines are too long.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Address.
Ransom notes.
