Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
He thought it was Coke!
The snort quack.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.
Pokemon Go!
Snort stories
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...
Nothing... They've never met
Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.
Because it was a government job.
A seasoned traveller.
He received a Sunkist from his Crush
To get to the other side of the story.
They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.
Dino what you're thinking.
He thought they were revolting
