Snort Jokes

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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There's no place like cd

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Because they're too cornea.

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What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

Mini-soda.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

What do you take for it?

She says, "Pepper."

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What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

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Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant?

Pho queue!

Dr. Pepper Jokes More Dr. Pepper Jokes

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda