Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
He thought it was Coke!
The snort quack.
Because it's soda pressing
No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.
The University of Minnesoda
Exorcise books.
Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*
Double the prophet.
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
She thought it was Diet Coke.
She thought it was diet coke
4:04
Earth Day, it's all about recycling!
Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
