Open main menu
Humor
Mugs
Submit a Joke
Close menu
Humor
Mugs
Submit a Joke
Manicure Jokes
What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
Copied!
Everyday Deserves a Joke
$19.99
Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Copied!