What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.