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What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

What is a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?

Because that would be a para-dox.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.